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minutia_r ([personal profile] minutia_r) wrote2015-12-16 08:39 pm

Tumblr backup: Who you should fight in Ingary

Sophie Hatter: She may look like a pushover, but her round-two game is strong. If you fight her you will live to regret it.

Lettie Hatter: Lettie does not let anything get in between her and what she wants. She has no fucks to give. Do not fight Lettie.

Martha Hatter: You can take Martha. But sometimes when you think you’re fighting Martha you’re actually fighting Lettie.

Howl: Ha ha ha good luck getting him to stand still long enough for you to fight him.

Calcifer: HE IS AN ACTUAL STAR. You think you’re hard? You’re not that hard.

Michael Fisher: Why, though? You’d win, but Howl would be cross and Sophie would come after you with weed killer.

The Witch of the Waste: Will literally disassemble you for spare parts. Avoid.

Lily Angorian: Start running. Just run.