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minutia_rSophie Hatter: She may look like a pushover, but her round-two game is strong. If you fight her you will live to regret it.
Lettie Hatter: Lettie does not let anything get in between her and what she wants. She has no fucks to give. Do not fight Lettie.
Martha Hatter: You can take Martha. But sometimes when you think you’re fighting Martha you’re actually fighting Lettie.
Howl: Ha ha ha good luck getting him to stand still long enough for you to fight him.
Calcifer: HE IS AN ACTUAL STAR. You think you’re hard? You’re not that hard.
Michael Fisher: Why, though? You’d win, but Howl would be cross and Sophie would come after you with weed killer.
The Witch of the Waste: Will literally disassemble you for spare parts. Avoid.
Lily Angorian: Start running. Just run.
Lettie Hatter: Lettie does not let anything get in between her and what she wants. She has no fucks to give. Do not fight Lettie.
Martha Hatter: You can take Martha. But sometimes when you think you’re fighting Martha you’re actually fighting Lettie.
Howl: Ha ha ha good luck getting him to stand still long enough for you to fight him.
Calcifer: HE IS AN ACTUAL STAR. You think you’re hard? You’re not that hard.
Michael Fisher: Why, though? You’d win, but Howl would be cross and Sophie would come after you with weed killer.
The Witch of the Waste: Will literally disassemble you for spare parts. Avoid.
Lily Angorian: Start running. Just run.
